tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post5558344410434176546..comments2023-12-22T10:58:27.976+00:00Comments on Millennium Housewife: Things I Have said To A Waiter TodayMillennium Housewifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11828746856608057335noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-60282299223983638132009-01-27T22:00:00.000+00:002009-01-27T22:00:00.000+00:00This is hilarious!This is hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-499228541879452842008-10-27T17:37:00.000+00:002008-10-27T17:37:00.000+00:00I had to laugh. I have had the same response from...I had to laugh. I have had the same response from a Chinese restaurant when I try to order the Broccoli Beef, no Broccoli! They really don't like to mix things up, do they? In your instance, it should have been so simple, just put the chicken on the side! Funny read.N2ATIVEONEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15943063918875183927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-76809747529638248542008-10-19T17:44:00.000+01:002008-10-19T17:44:00.000+01:00This really gave me a giggle. I just love your one...This really gave me a giggle. I just love your one-sided conversations. Truly funny.<BR/><BR/>(And thanks for stopping by my photoblog. It's nice to have supporters even when I'm being such a lame blogger and hardly posting or commenting any more!)Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04340061182737906221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-19383455570632621892008-10-19T14:17:00.000+01:002008-10-19T14:17:00.000+01:00Laura, please place tongue firmly in cheek when re...Laura, please place tongue firmly in cheek when reading this blog!Millennium Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828746856608057335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-70611398110046425312008-10-17T02:28:00.000+01:002008-10-17T02:28:00.000+01:00I just order what I want and take out the mushroom...I just order what I want and take out the mushrooms or whatever I don't want. I don't know why you went through all of that for something so simple.Laura Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774385463320319572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-72358937422818821772008-10-14T13:01:00.000+01:002008-10-14T13:01:00.000+01:00Confused, ah, nor can I now.Froggy, yes please!!Confused, ah, nor can I now.<BR/><BR/>Froggy, yes please!!Millennium Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828746856608057335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-5247966669714059902008-10-14T05:29:00.000+01:002008-10-14T05:29:00.000+01:00Would you like to come into Greggs with me?you are...Would you like to come into Greggs with me?<BR/>you are very, very funny.Frog in the Fieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09990222544828204911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-88807180218973087532008-10-12T14:38:00.000+01:002008-10-12T14:38:00.000+01:00I can't believe you stayed and ordered cheese and ...I can't believe you stayed and ordered cheese and pickle, I think I'd have taken my business elsewhere!<BR/>Rubber shoes for stairs? It's amazing all non croc wearers have survived this dangerous world we live in..A Confused Take That Fanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00459622010972987709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-48706924046376085202008-10-10T14:22:00.000+01:002008-10-10T14:22:00.000+01:00Yarnie, see never trust those pesky French!GPM a w...Yarnie, see never trust those pesky French!<BR/><BR/>GPM a what??<BR/><BR/>MM, Millennium Housewife has never yet to this day been put off her food<BR/><BR/>TD, You'd think wouldn't you?<BR/><BR/>Memsahib, thankyou, I'm really touched<BR/><BR/>BM, I leave that to you<BR/><BR/><BR/>TG, We could start a club. badges and allMillennium Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828746856608057335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-12348961879033337842008-10-09T23:29:00.000+01:002008-10-09T23:29:00.000+01:00How crap is that? I went to lunch with my cousin a...How crap is that? I went to lunch with my cousin and her little boy in John Lewis and she wanted a kiddies stir fry portion cos she would be eating a hot meall agin later on. Once they knew it was for her they refused to sell it! How stupid is that. Next time she'll lie anyway!TheOnlineStylisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13993875451086499475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-90631097351646064182008-10-09T22:08:00.000+01:002008-10-09T22:08:00.000+01:00No... that didn't really happen???? Go on with yo...No... that didn't really happen???? Go on with you...<BR/><BR/>Brilliant!<BR/><BR/>BM xBush Mummyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03527939624765411649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-23340878436793211672008-10-09T12:41:00.000+01:002008-10-09T12:41:00.000+01:00completely brilliant and hilarious as ever. i love...completely brilliant and hilarious as ever. i love your lists. i wish my fridge was adorned with lists like yours. and not dull things like ''ariel, oil, loo paper and bowser of water so we can flush eternal loo paper down the frigging loo ..." there's an award for you at mine. you already have it. so now you've got it again xxA Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03933820566793650208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-62488421517494624942008-10-09T09:49:00.000+01:002008-10-09T09:49:00.000+01:00Surely the last line should read 'well, I'll just ...Surely the last line should read 'well, I'll just go somewherer else then?'Tim Atkinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00858684167484655029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-29442288679398842162008-10-08T18:17:00.000+01:002008-10-08T18:17:00.000+01:00Brilliant! I'm amazed after that exchange you were...Brilliant! I'm amazed after that exchange you weren't put right off your food!Mom/Mumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00377035506718286960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-48784578328155548802008-10-08T11:53:00.000+01:002008-10-08T11:53:00.000+01:00This is reminiscent of what happens whenever I ask...This is reminiscent of what happens whenever I ask for a burger without the bun. Sigh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-74974440562634348192008-10-07T22:41:00.000+01:002008-10-07T22:41:00.000+01:00Thanks for your lovely comments about my blog - yo...Thanks for your lovely comments about my blog - yours was extremely remeniscent - I recently had to ask a waiter in France if his mother would serve an omelette like that? Can you believe it was microwaved!!!!! He said they were rushed. I have just checked and it takes longer to microwave an omelette than cook a fresh one. <BR/>Britain, let's face it, takes the biscuit though...or won't take the biscuit off the coffee saucer at all on the other hand...Clare Wassermannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13626860487718518591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-88685587542227140122008-10-07T21:05:00.000+01:002008-10-07T21:05:00.000+01:00NB. I didn't dare...Irene, we do indeed, getting a...NB. I didn't dare...<BR/><BR/>Irene, we do indeed, getting a bit better though<BR/><BR/>Mama, not so much<BR/><BR/>Mud, it was worth a go...<BR/><BR/>Rosiero, lol!<BR/><BR/>Earnest, I quite agree, challenges are what keeps us ticking (unless you wear a pace maker)<BR/><BR/>CW, delicious, thanks!<BR/><BR/>SC, ooh good! Love to make people smile<BR/><BR/>WIHK, oops...Millennium Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828746856608057335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-38186089347994292492008-10-07T13:23:00.000+01:002008-10-07T13:23:00.000+01:00Don't you just love these "service-oriented, custo...Don't you just love these "service-oriented, customer-is-king" type establishments where flexibility applies to the spatula but not the staff? Great stuff.<BR/>Thanks for the intro to WIHK btw. I loved that. I know her really well in fact, sort of inside out...Mutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720936545179612420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-2974602461858038522008-10-07T12:53:00.000+01:002008-10-07T12:53:00.000+01:00Lovely, you couldn't make that up could you !! I'...Lovely, you couldn't make that up could you !! I'm sitting here with a smile on my face :)Sally Townsendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09299690757779540854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-40239685877175833222008-10-07T11:04:00.000+01:002008-10-07T11:04:00.000+01:00Thank you for visting my blog.I sometimes wonder i...Thank you for visting my blog.<BR/><BR/>I sometimes wonder if computerisation is progress. Hope you enjoyed your sandwich when you finally got it.cheshire wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13944869219641386387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-35429477146978557002008-10-07T10:52:00.000+01:002008-10-07T10:52:00.000+01:00This is definitely in the "how dare you ask me to ...This is definitely in the "how dare you ask me to make a decision" category. You'd think that a challenge would come as a welcome change. Great stuff as always.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03977110666035263322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-30636541860342149142008-10-07T09:43:00.000+01:002008-10-07T09:43:00.000+01:00You kind of chickened out of having that first san...You kind of chickened out of having that first sandwich, didn't you!ADDYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01018958238940897902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-54636571429989608532008-10-07T09:35:00.000+01:002008-10-07T09:35:00.000+01:00You can't fight that sort of logic!You can't fight that sort of logic!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-64319453994677629822008-10-06T22:17:00.000+01:002008-10-06T22:17:00.000+01:00Don't you like chicken then?Don't you like chicken then?blogthatmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12584817207287233580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7054120486545850431.post-66969090130426677322008-10-06T21:31:00.000+01:002008-10-06T21:31:00.000+01:00I guess that just meant that you had to take the c...I guess that just meant that you had to take the chicken out yourself. What a wasteful society we really live in.Irenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05043376053971475659noreply@blogger.com