Role play

These are the roles I have played today

• scary monster
• negotiation marvel
• strict mummy
• embarrassed mummy
• giving in mummy
• shouty mummy
• tearful mummy
• irritable mummy
• sorry mummy
• environmental hygeinist
• duck nutrition supplier
• narrator
• translator
• chef (read: cook)
• fashion advisor
• washer woman
• taxi driver
• care assitant
• general advisor (superior quality)
• decision maker
• time keeper (inferior quality)
• funny, attractive, sexy, just-like-I-was-when-you-met-me, wife
• tie selector
• peace keeper (United Nations Level)
• enthusiastic, involved parent
• craftswoman (toilet rolls a speciality)
• accountant
• worry placator
• bargain maker...
• ..and breaker
• helpful sister
• the grandaughter that always calls
• fantasist
• tongue biter
• patience keeper (failed)
• flower arranger
• telephonist
• secretary
• mother decipherer
• elegant, witty dinner companion
• party planner
• calm, serene, in control person