- Because I don't know what we're doing 23 weeks on Sunday
- We should be free for dinner, yes
- Hang on, that's near Christmas
- It gets really fixed up
- I know you're fixing us up, but I don't know if we'll be free
- Yes we're free now
- Fine, see you 23 weeks on Sunday
- No, no I was just joking, of course we'll see you before then
- I'm well aware you're only 10 minutes away
- I'm not sure what I want for Christmas
- Because it's June
- I'll have a think and let you know
- No don't think of something yourself
- OK, I'll let you know by tomorrow
- We're just getting over the shock
- Of the burglary
- Yes I know, it was awful
- What do you mean you know just how we feel?
- When were you ever burgled?
- You dreamt it
- That's hardly the same
- Oh it is, right
- Poor you
- I'm so glad victim support were helpful
- And the Samaritans
- Yes I'll give them a call now
Sunday, 1 June 2008
Things I have said to my mother today
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5 comments:
Your lists are just fab, very very funny.
What is it with Mothers though? Am I destined to be the same irritating headless wonder that I am occasionally visited by?
OHMYGOD!!
Shall I open red or white?
Both!
My mother in law tried to convince me this afternoon that "abandoning" my son for an entire weekend will result in him becoming a crack addict/thrill seeking junkie by the time he's 16. She cited the fact that he's already "quite partial" to a jelly tot. I see what she's saying....jelly tots are quite lethal, I choked on one once.
When I pointed out that he'd be having a lovely time with his Auntie Bea and his cousins she made a face that suggested she was thinking "and that's good is it?"
Hilarious again. I just love your lists of things you've said. Funny stuff.
Mama's, eh? Who'd have 'em?
(Great blog, over from Froggies place x)
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