Monday, 9 June 2008

Careers I am now fully qualified for

  • Bounty Hunter (tiny Barbie accessories and car keys a speciality)
  • War strategist
  • Hostage negotiator
  • Chips-and-bread-only restaurateur
  • Sleep deprivation consultant
  • Code breaker
  • Cut-corner-cleaning-co (owner)
  • Spy (Multi Tasking Division)
  • Spell checker
  • Doctor (over dramatic and minor episode ward)
  • IT engineer (call 0800 NOLIFE, anything from toast in the hard drive to finding Noddy home page emergencies. No job too small!)
  • Philosopher: difficult and seemingly impossible concepts analysed and answered.
  • Politician, Minister for Procrastination
  • Sat Nav (nagging dept)


John said...

Amd MH, I trust you will not accuse me of flattery if I add to your list:

Deep Thinker (why the eff are we here?)

John said...

Didn't mean to be quite that surrealistic, should read "And MH ..."

Millennium Housewife said...

The plague of my life EDC! Can't shut it off, if you ever discover how let me know.... MH

the mother of this lot said...

What? Not stain removal consultant?

Anonymous said...

You have a great sense of humour and I'm sure at one time in your life you meant well, but come on!

tip - you don't like the way your husband is, treat him like a man not like a woman. Why not do that in the time you spend writing this mundane blog, it would make your life far far more exciting! Is he not worth it?

Or throw your tv away, now that's my idea of a good mother and a good lover. My ex watched all the soaps and trashy tv and wondered why we grew apart. Of course this was all my fault!!! Women are always right but when a man is right it's sexist, n'est-ce pas?

Of course this is all my 'bitter and twisted' opinion and what is this worth anyway? Nothing, being male ;)

Millennium Housewife said...

Annonymous! You make an interesting point, but I think you'll find that most blogs are pretty tongue in cheek and very fictional (especially this one), don't take it all so literally! Real Husband (as opposed to Fictional Husband) is a big fan as is Real Mother...
I get the impression you won't be visiting too often but thanks for popping in anyway, welcome back any time. MH

Frog in the Field said...

Another fab missed off Diplomat!!
Obviously you have a huge talent for it (see above)

Clare Wassermann said...

Love the blog.
Compared to you I am only just drawing over dots to shape letters. Oh well - I'll probably end up with more pics than sensible sentences - CW

Millennium Housewife said...

Froggy! Diplomacy the best way I always think! He did have a point to be fair, it's just he didn't stop to think that it might not be real. But then again he did post about 1am on Saturday night so assuming he's in this time zone he may have been draining the rouge...MH

Good Yarn Girl! Welcome, popping into yours in a bit, get your best shoes on MH

Bush Mummy said...

MH, MI5 are currently recruiting for Intelligence officers so you can always put your Spy skills plus a number of others listed here to good use for Queen and Country once your children are grown up.


Millennium Housewife said...

BM, once the children have left home I am planning a varied and ambitious career as a Lady of Leisure. If it doesn't work out I may well give MI5 a try, and Blog about it under a cunning psedonym, suggestions welcome.. MH

A Confused Take That Fan said...

MH, I am a particular fan of Cut Corner Cleaning Company. Perhaps we could start a franchise?

Millennium Housewife said...

Confused! I would have to have dibs on the complete concept of cutting corners, I am the undisputed mistress. Other than that, lets do it! MH

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