(The seemingly endless list of) Things I have said to my husband today

• What's that look for?
• I saw it
• You can pretend as much as you like but I saw you pull that face
• It's just cabbage
• I haven't given you much
• Isla's eaten all hers
• Well done
• What do you mean I sound like your mother?
• No, I want to know what you meant
• What was that?
• It wasn't nothing
• You said something under your breath and I want to know what
• I do not nag
• I care about you that's all
• Ice cream doesn't say I care
• No it doesn't
• I don't nag I explain
• If you want to live like a pig you can
• That's a good pig impression well done
• You grunt away I'm not listening
• Please stop grunting in my ear
• Ask Isla not to grunt
• Now look what you've taught her
• No you aren't a good influence
• No you aren't, you've just taught her to grunt at mummy
• It is not clever it's rude
• Can you put your tie in the wardrobe?
• You just flung that in
• Why do you think I got you that tie hanger?
• It was not a rubbish present
• Nintendo DS's don't keep your ties tidy
• Are you alright?
• It's just you've spent most of the morning in the toilet
• With the sports section
• There's some prunes in the cupboard if you need them
• No, no I was just saying
• Well, it was a long time
• I managed all the clearing and washing up in the time, that's all
• I just wondered if all was working as it should
• I saved you the drying up