Sunday, 9 March 2008

(The seemingly endless list of) Things I have said to my husband today

  • What's that look for?
  • I saw it
  • You can pretend as much as you like but I saw you pull that face
  • It's just cabbage
  • I haven't given you much
  • Isla's eaten all hers
  • Well done
  • What do you mean I sound like your mother?
  • No, I want to know what you meant
  • What was that?
  • It wasn't nothing
  • You said something under your breath and I want to know what
  • I do not nag
  • I care about you that's all
  • Ice cream doesn't say I care
  • No it doesn't
  • I don't nag I explain
  • If you want to live like a pig you can
  • That's a good pig impression well done
  • You grunt away I'm not listening
  • Please stop grunting in my ear
  • Ask Isla not to grunt
  • Now look what you've taught her
  • No you aren't a good influence
  • No you aren't, you've just taught her to grunt at mummy
  • It is not clever it's rude
  • Can you put your tie in the wardrobe?
  • You just flung that in
  • Why do you think I got you that tie hanger?
  • It was not a rubbish present
  • Nintendo DS's don't keep your ties tidy
  • Are you alright?
  • It's just you've spent most of the morning in the toilet
  • With the sports section
  • There's some prunes in the cupboard if you need them
  • No, no I was just saying
  • Well, it was a long time
  • I managed all the clearing and washing up in the time, that's all
  • I just wondered if all was working as it should
  • I saved you the drying up


Frog in the Field said...

This list is awesome
Laugh out loud funny.

Millennium Housewife said...

Thanks Froggy, praise indeed! MH

Millennium Housewife said...

PS, how do you list other blogs on your website that you like? For a Blogger I'm ridiculously computer illiterate, I might as well type with my toes. MH

Frog in the Field said...

Go to 'customise'
'Add a something or other..

Something like took me ages to get my blog to look anywhere near decent.
Send me an email and I'll send you precise instructions, how's that?

Markus said...

Good Job! :)