- The School Run. Why it should be called The School Creep, The School Struggle to Find A
Parking Space, The School Wrestle With Coats and Hats, The School Remove Clingy Child From Thigh. Then you can run. - DIY for Husbands. Volume one: Bandaging
- Getting Enough? Sex or sleep, you decide.
- Baking with toddlers and other ways to ruin your house
- Why? The Definitive Answer (RRP £1.2 bn)
- The Joy of Sex and Other Great Jokes Men Have Played On Women
- The Place Where Curvy Women Are Worshipped (includes free map)
- Crisps: fat free if you wash them
- The Only Diet You'll Ever Need: The Seafood Diet. Crisps, chocolate, croissants, chardonnay, cookies, cake, cream, chips, cheese
Monday, 8 December 2008
Books I Am Planning To Write
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Here's another one: Playdates, and how to avoid them at all cost...
I have a book called "How To Have Confident Children" - I'm looking for the sequel "How To Have Far Less Confident and therefore Less Embarrassing Children"
oh good. Cappuccino will come under that diet too then
where to start? I loved "Why?" I'll buy that for sure. "The joy of sex". Even more enjoyable now I know it's a joke. And the free map, I suspect, points to my front door. Or should.
Three I'm working on ...
Creative Play: Decorate Your House With Marker Pens
Sleep Is For the Weak
Need Time Away From The Kids? How To Change Your Identity
Laura x
ROTFL! You are cracking me up! I am on that "C" food diet right now!
I have bestowed upon you another award. Just pop on over to my blog post titled: A Day of Eights...Award and pick it up.
You are so talented and humorous. I look forward to each and every post from you. Have a great week!
very funny.
"101 reasons to look forward to commuting by tube: embrace travelling like a tin of sardines"
I'd buy the last one. When are you publishing it?
All destined to be best-sellers once you get them published.
and if I'm allowed back in for a second go, how about "Because: the definitive answer". No hang on, maybe I'm missing the subtlety of a question being the answer. In fact, I rather think I am. Shut up ernest.
Briliant
How about '101 ways to entertain your toddler at 6am on a dark winter morning'. With illustrated cartoons.
How about 'How to get your child to play with his toys instead of destroying books, CDs, newspapers and emptying all the bins.' Please write that - I need it!
I'm definitely buying Why? I'm sure I'll be able to afford it next year when I win the lottery after I've written the book 'The dead cert's guide to winning the lottery'.
MH I think the Joy of Sex one is hilarious.
I however am about to write, A Girls Guide to Manioulating Your Husband - How to get everything you want, including a new house, new baby and mini car...
It would be one sentence long.
By putting out...
very clever. another brilliant list. how about ''men are from mars, women from venus? i don't think so. Men are from a whole other universe''. x
It is about time someone wrote a book about how to deal with grumpy parents. Perhaps I should do it, my mother must be the world's worst.
I can't wait to read "The Only Diet You'll Ever Need: The Seafood Diet. Crisps, chocolate, croissants, chardonnay, cookies, cake, cream, chips, cheese..." I also think you need a book titled, "You Can't Be Too Old or Too Menopausal."
I'm taking a class from Sophie King/Jane Bider the author of School Run. I highly recommend it if you are serious about your book.
Also, included you in the best of the British Mummy bloggers list ... you may want to put your two pence into the debate...http://tinyurl.com/5ueo9t
Fabulous! I would be first in the queue at Waterstone's to buy number one. Number 3 appeals as well.
Tag for you at my place.
BM x
Hilarious MH, truly the list Queen!
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