- No
- No thanks
- I said no
- I don't want to pull your finger
- Because I know what will happen
- I do know
- Because I've been married to you for years
- It will not be different this time
- It won't
- Because I've been married to you for years
- And every time you pass wind
- Pass wind
- It's the polite way to say it
- I'm not doing it
- I don't think I'll be pleasantly surprised this time
- I'm not doing it
- I'm sorry if you're getting desperate
- Stop hopping around
- I know it's trying to come out
- Well just go to work
- And do it in the car
- Sorry if that's no fun
- And your boss doesn't like it
- Your finger does not need to be pulled
- It's not a biological necessity
- Or a unique quirk of your physique
- Please don't try to dance your pecs when you say that
- I'm sure it does impress your boos
- And the lady at the checkout
- Because I've been married to you for years
- Just get ready for work
- And put your finger away
- You will not burst
- I assure you
- Stop hopping
- Oh, ok
- I said ok
- I will make it a good one
- Let's just get it done shall we?
- Give me your finger
- There
- All better?
- What?
- What was I supposed to be pleasantly surprised about?
- Oh
- Well
- Yes
- I suppose it is your best yet
- Yes aged oak with citrus undertones is what I was going for
Friday, 19 March 2010
Things I Have Said To My Husband Today
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Love it, although at least you get an option though, mine just farts on my leg in bed which I'm sure is probably grounds for divorce.
LOL - I love your Things I Have Said posts! Keep em coming. XX
I'm confused: how would your husband rupturing his colon NOT have been the preferable outcome?
First time visiting your blog from SITS this morning...and what a post I stumble upon!
Going to read on! Like your humor!!!
http://supermanslady.blogspot.com/2010/03/stand-by-your-man.html
Hahahahahaha.... What a funny post... Im am now thinking whatelse can I say to my hubby... Stopping by from SITS, Happy Friday!!
Hey have our husbands met?
Funny lady. Found you on SITS.
I have 6 kids and two dogs and one husband. So I win. I know it is not a contest. But I still win.
Love your blog. I'll be back.
This is great, sounds like many conversations with my significant other...LOL!
Wow - I had the same conversation with my fourteen year old. They really don't ever grow up do they?
OMG! kids haha. Hope you don't mind me adding you to my reader :) See you again soon!
oh dear - it's just like tonight in my house. I made my family eat jerusalem artichoke soup because I grew them. They have DIRE consequences and there may be a hurricane warning on the weather forecast tonight.
lol! Thanks for stopping by today. I like your format.
This sounds vaguely familiar...
Although mine went: "Did you have to do that while facing me? NO DON'T LIFT THE SHEETS! *faint*" ;-)
Thank you for stopping by my blog! :-)
LOL
I'm sure I have had a day of quotes like that.
Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!
Was he using his finger as a cork?
Aww, he is such a charming man, reminds me very much of Mr Darcy. I am terribly jealous.
Brilliant - I have one just like it at my house!
Maybe they're just clones - mine is exactly the same too. Funny.
Does he hold your head under the duvet as well....?
FUnNY!
Such a funny post! What a laugh!
Your blog is absolutely adorable! I love all of the lists.
Annie
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