Things I Have Said To My Husband Today

• Ooh, yes I'd love a night out tonight
• What do you mean just you?
• But I do like them
• I love Pokey, Stu and Bucket Head
• Oh
• Right
• Of course I want you to have a good night
• I know Pokey, Stu and Bucket Head don't have girlfriends
• Apart from each other
• Nothing, sorry
• I didn't say anything I just coughed
• Will you be coming home after?
• Are you sure you don't want to stay at Pokey, Stu and Bucket Head's
• Yes of course I want you to come home
• Well you only have to sleep in the spare room if you snore
• I know you snore when you're drunk
• So you're guaranteeing that you're going to snore?
• Well then it'll have to be the spare room
• Because I have to get up with the children
• What do you mean where will Pokey, Stu and Bucket Head sleep?
• Invited them here?
• After a night in the pub?
• Hmm
• Well OK then
• Could you just make sure you all throw up in the toilet?
• I know there was a queue but the wok's just never been the same
• OK I'll put buckets out
• Send my love to Pokey, Stu and Bucket Head