Things I have Said To My Husband Today

• I'm sure you'll be fine
• Hundreds of men get it done every day
• Men just like you, yes
• Every day
• It's just a little op
• You're not depriving the world
• I'm sure we'll survive without your genes
• You don't stand out
• You're not a ginger marvel
• You couldn't sell it for millions
• I just don't think anyone would buy it
• I did get it free
• I am lucky, yes
• And grateful
• It is a good product
• Millions of women won't be protesting
• You're very welcome to freeze some
• I really don't think so
• I don't think the surgeon will be intimidated
• Well she'll have seen it all before
• Why wouldn't it be a she?
• Surgeons are Shes and Hes
• They are
• She will be able to cope
• It won't all be too much for her
• She won't need a hand
• Yes she'll be used to lifting heavy objects
• I really don't think we need to warn her
• I'm sure she's seen plenty of ginger foxes
• Yes ones with biceps
• Please stop demonstrating the biceps