Things I Have Said To My Husband Today

Yes, yes

It was a good wedding

Great party, yes

I did enjoy myself

Yes you were great

Life and soul of course

No, no

You were great

It's just

Well all that twerking

With dad

In mum's face

And mum joining in

And wiggling

And you all hugging

It is lovely that you bonded

I am happy that you like each other

Well

Did you have to wear dad's heels?

You have got lovely legs

Dad was jealous

You didn't rock the look

What?

I really don't think so

No shopping trips with dad