More things I have said to my three year old today

• What would you like for tea?
• We haven't got any smoked salmon
• Or corn on the cob
• How about beans on toast?
• Yes it is organic
• What do you say?
• How does a big girl ask for something?
• P P P?
• Please
• Well done, would you like another one?
• What do you say?
• Not please, Th Th Th
• Thank you
• Well done
• It's carrot
• But you love carrot
• You did the other day
• Yes Abby eats carrot
• Oh good I'm glad you love carrot
• Please could you put your jeans on today?
• It's too cold for your fairy dress
• Because it's Winter
• It's cold in Winter
• The sun is out, but that doesn't mean its hot
• In the Summer the sun is hot, in the Winter it's cold
• Because it just is
• Abby's going to be wearing her jeans
• OK wear your fairy dress today
• No not with your wellies
• Wellies are for when it's wet
• It's wet in Summer and Winter
• No it's not wet today
• No, Barbie lives in Malibu it never rains
• OK fantastic why don't you wear your fairy dress and wellies?
• Please tell the teacher that you dressed yourself this morning
• And forgot your coat
• Yes and gloves
• OK I'll tell the teacher it was me
• Oh that's a beautiful painting darling
• Oh really, you must have worked very hard
• Mummy loves her seven toes
• And green too, how creative
• What did you do at pre school today?
• Nothing? You can't have done nothing
• Oh you did, I see