- Just remember what we talked about
- I’m only reminding you
- In case you forget
- You promised to be nice
- Nice
- As in say nice things, don’t insult My Mother
- Because it’s her birthday
- And they’ve agreed to come here for lunch
- It is a big deal
- They haven’t been here since you showed her that rude cucumber
- The rude one
- Yes the one you waggled
- It was the way you waggled it
- Well sort of up and down
- And suggested lube
- So it’s a big deal they’re coming
- What special present
- From you
- Oh that’s SO nice
- Thank you so much
- It’s a what
- A burqua?
- Full face?
- You can’t give My Mother a burqua for her birthday
- It will not improve her looks
- It won’t help you eat
- I’m sorry about your nausea
- You simply can’t
- Dad won’t agree
- What do you mean he went halves?
Wednesday 10 April 2019
Things I Have Said To My Husband Today
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I love you
Hey nice to hear from you again after a long time. Funny, as ever. Hope twizzle is better.
Thanks guys, nice to be back, Addy I loved your last post, I can't believe it's been nine years..
VS back atcha xx
Hooray, you're back!!!!! This made me chuckle. A LOT. XXXXX
Hahahaha amazing! Love it
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