Tuesday 23 April 2019

Things I have Said To My Parents Today


  • Hiya
  • Helloo
  • Helooooo?
  • Anyone in?
  • Oh hi dad
  • Dad?
  • Are you OK?
  • Oh good
  • No it's just
  • You look a bit weird
  • Sitting on your own
  • Behind the breakfast bar
  • Kind of strained
  • And sweaty
  • Oh good lord Jesus christ
  • Hi mum
  • I didn't see you down there
  • No, no
  • Please
  • Stay there
  • Don't get up
  • Oh Christ
  • Don't do that
  • On the Princess Diana tea towel
  • I'm just going to go
  • I'm not a prude
  • Or embarrassed
  • Crikey dad
  • Leave the buckle
  • At least until I'm gone
  • No it's fine
  • I'll see you later
  • Please remember to wash the tea towel

1 comment:

ADDY said...

Knowing some things about your parents is not good.