- Hello?
- Morning!
- Mum?
- It's me
- Press the FaceTime button
- The FaceTime button
- Then we can see each other
- Well done
- Oh good lord
- Put some clothes on
- I don't care if it's as God intended
- You didn't have to answer
- I would have waited
- Or called back
- You don't need to get dad
- Hi dad
- Oh good lord
- Put some clothes on
- Can you at least sit down
- Because I can see you
- You're on the screen
- My phone screen
- Scratching
- I can tell it's a rash
- Turning your back doesn't mean I can't see
- I am glad you've found your pants
- They are nice yes
- Perhaps you could put them on
- Oh good lord
- Mum doesn't need to help
- I know your knee's stiff
- Couldn't she put hers on first
- I'm glad you've got a routine
- I will be grateful when I'm old
- I'll call you back
Thursday 19 November 2020
Things I Have Said To My Parents Today (Lockdown Special)
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