- No thanks
- No really it's ok
- I'm sure you have played a blinder this time
- I just don't want to smell it
- Honestly I believe you
- I don't need to come into the bathrooom to smell it
- Well it's making it's way over here
- Yes, well done
- It is the worst so far
- You must be very proud
- Yes of course I'm proud too
- It's quite an acheivement considering you set the bar quite high
- I'm not being sarcastic
- I know it's a man thing but I do get it
- No please don't phone your brother
- I asked you not to phone him
- What do you mean he doesn't believe you
- Well he'll have to take your word for it
- No
- No don't put me on to him
- I'm not speaking
Things I Have Said To Husband's Brother Today
- Hi
- Yes it was bad
- Worst one yet
- I really don't want to discuss it
- No I didn't actually go into the bathroom to smell it
- It does count, I could smell it from the bedroom
- I'm telling you it was bad
- I don't think you could beat it
- I am not having this conversation
- The one where I'm discussing my Husband's wind with his brother
- It is not the best conversation we've ever had
- Well thankyou for the compliment but I'll go now
Things I Have Said To My Husband Today
- You're right he didn't believe you
- Never mind
- I'm sure you can do it again
- A what?
- Invent a what?
- A fartometer?
- What's one of those?
- Well I suppose it would be useful to have an exact measurment
- Yes then I suppose he'd have to believe you
- Yes you'd better get to it right away
- Yes it is your best idea to date
- Well done
56 comments:
boys are so dumb
men and their fascinations....did you get a cocktail to put up with all this?
Fantastic!! So just how bad was it really?!! (I'm part male I think)!
At least he had the decency to keep it in the bathroom. I've had to ban farts from the kitchen and bedroom in this house.
This post reminds me of the worst (or perhaps most talented?) farter I know -- my brother. Nothing my husband can do will ever compare. I am feeling sorry for my future sister-in-law. It's like evil crawls right out of him. *shudder*
LOL Boys! My Hubby would so buy a fartometer!
God, boys are weird.
So seriously. Was it, like, REALLY bad, or what?
Bravo!! Well done to Mr Millenium Housewife. Nice one. I can smell it from here
Patent it immediately. Or next time tell him to do it in a glass jar, seal it with clingfilm, take it around to his brothers, pierce the clingfilm and then he can smell all for himself...
LOL thanks for that info!
Wow. What a day at your house! LOL
oh and no joke. the capche word verification was this:
butship
no joke. all on your blog. appropriate, no?
You have nothing to complain about...he went into the bathroom didn't he? Count your blessings...then again...maybe he did on purpose to capture and enhance? Like singers who like bathrooms for the acoustics?
Hilarious! Must have been a good one!!
May I recommend a good probiotic?
Hi Millennium~thanks for stopping by. Here the kids are 13 or 14 when they start high school (we have grade school grades 1-5, middle school grades 6-8 and high school 9-12).
I am still waiting to hear what really happened. It is really disturbing!
Excellent!!! I love to keep a list of random thoughts/events that my hubby needs to know when he gets him!! Isn't he lucky.
That's terrible. I guess it really doesn't matter how old they are. I've been hearing guys have conversations like these since middle school.
...yes, it's terrible.
LOL! Mine is actually embarrassed when he farts. Go figure! ;-)
Are you by any chance married to MY husband? Because I swear, minus the phone call, I've had this conversation before.
I was laughing OUT loud reading this!!
In America, we know we are getting older when four things happen...
1. You get an AARP card- and join!
2. You discuss bowel movements.. How many, what colour, odor, etc.
3. The Meds you're on daily...
4. You know the address of all the funeral homes in the area..
You have made me grateful for my husband. Thank you xx
urkkkk...ha ha ha!
have just had to explain to husband why I am laughing so hard at a blog by someone he doesn't know, but who is clearly married to his spiritual twin...
That is really excellent!
Whoops that last comment was mine
LOL! Sounds awfully familiar :)
i'm sorry for you, but so glad that someone else's life sounds a bit like mine! by the way...a rowhome is like a townhouse, but older and not as big, usually. it is one of around sixty house that are connected on one block or street. thanks for stopping by!
Men! Impossible.
What is worse is that I am raising my son to become one of them. He and his Daddy already laugh at their 'pops'.
Tehe.
Things I have said to my husband today: "What?! You actually think I can get a passport for me and Mr. M in two days? Think again."
afartometer? lol. hahah.
Whether or not I have played a blinder I get sent straight to the shower and ordered to put my kit straight in the wash. It's not fair.
unbelieveable, there is such as thing as a fartometer!
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Thank you for popping by my blog. I can see from this that I'm going to like yours.
It truly marks a watershed in any relationship when you can talk your partner into popping his/her head into the Dutch oven and then proudly saying "Smell that? I made that. Me. Fancy!"
Word verification: "ramper" - a silent guff that starts innocuously and gets progressively more smelly.
Thank you for making me smile today. Guys just dont seem to accept that we dont really need to appreciate their bodily functions....
OmGosh thats hysterical LOL
Things I said to my husband this am: Nothing. He is NOT a morning person. No speaking allowed. And thank god I will never have this convo. It is however, hysterical. LOL.
Usually when you start a sentence with "honestly".. you are not being honest! hahahaha
PS: thanks for visiting my blog. Hope you enjoyed your visit.
Am sure this has already come your way but in honour of the wonderful things you say to your husband there's a little award over at mine
Oh, the men/boy fascination with passing gas! It's like an epidemic.
The worst part is my husband and son are passing on it on to my 3yr old daughter! They must be stopped!
Wow. I can see why you fell in love with the Husband! I just don't know how one can compete with that!
Farting IS Funny {if you have a penis} :)
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fabulous. you've got them down to a t. men. and their wind habits.
God I'm glad I'm a girl.
Oh, man, sounds like my ex - and he has three morons for stepbrothers, so he is the brightest of the bunch. Good luck.
haha. i feel very very very disloyal for saying this but... my darling precious beautiful gorgeous little baby (who is only 3 months old and so not big enough to defend herself, which makes this doubley cruel) does the most horrendous farts. Not only do they SMELL but they sound very adult-like, which makes it very embarrassing when we are out and about and she lets one go
have just thought... does my last comment make me as bad as your hubby?
MH, if you don't get these posts put into a book very soon, I will be extremely let down. After all, it would make a great book to keep in the toilet for visitors to chuckle at as they compete with your husband.
Why is it that men are obsessed with this? This conversation could have happened in our house, but there would be no telephone call to a brother, simply because he does not have one and his sister would not be impressed!
that made my day! thanks!
Loved this. I daren't do the same, you'd worry over the blank lines... grins.
roflmao...this is hilarious.
Hilarious. Still laughing.
Yup, still...
P.S. My brother farts so much we joke that when he's 80 his buttcrack will hang to the floor.
lol hilarious
This is why I worry about being the sole female in a house with five boys.
I know I'm late reading it but that's th ebest laugh I've had all day - thank you - ps my husband was impressed by it and you couldn't smell it from here!
This is one of the funnier blogs I've come across lately! I'm at work laughing out loud at this post.
ROFLMAO! Love this one, will have to share with my husband!
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