- Ooh lovely sweetheart
- Yes very nice
- Yes but we're choosing a card for Daddy
- Because it's his birthday
- Here what about this one?
- No not that one
- No
- Put it back please
- No, put it back
- I don't think Daddy wants a Spiderman card
- No darling he doesn't
- Because it's got Spiderman on it
- And it says to a wonderful grandson
- Come back here please
- I said come here
- How many times have I told you not to chase the postman?
- Because he doesn't like it
- No he's not Daddy
- Please stop calling the postman Daddy
Things I have said to the Postman today
- Ha ha ha ha ha
- Oh how funny
- Yes it's a great joke Jack chasing you
- And calling you Daddy, yes
- ha ha ha ha
- Well he thinks you're his daddy
- No, no, no he does know his daddy
- Ha, yes I suppose he does make it sound like a guess
- Ha ha ha
- I agree
- Yes I'll try to stop him chasing you
- And shouting kissy kissy kissy
- I'm sorry the neighbours look at you strangely
- No I don't think we need to get him checked out
- It's just a phase
- Well, a chasing and kissing one
- That he'll grow out of
- He's already starting to progress
- He's started chasing the neighbour
- Well I call it progress
49 comments:
ooooh - my eldest called every tall man with dark hair 'daddy'. This made trips to the grocery store fun. I particularly liked it when she addressed the teenaged bag boys.
A child who implies that his own father is a cuckold is a cunning imp. Very oedipal, in my view.
At least it's not the milkman. By the way, I think Daddy would love a spiderman card; I know I would
This made me smile so wide. I remember these conversation years ago and forgot how amusing they can be. Good luck.
I once got a birthday cake with Spiderman on it!! (And I was in my late 30's)
I just spit out my tea all over my computer screen. Hilarious!
my son called everyone Daddy. It was horrifying sometimes. Especially when he would call masculine looking women Daddy.
The Littleboys call any man with vaguely grey hair 'Grandad'. Which can seem quite rude....
lol really funny. I bet it gives the neighbours something to talk about ;)
That just made me laugh out loud, brilliant!
When I chase the postman calling him 'daddy' and saying 'kissy kissy', he won't even stop to chat.
My daughter did the same with the roof repair men next door. Perfectly normal! Just quite embarrassing.
Would daddy not like a Spiderman card? How strange.
Ha! They do it on purpose. Children start to embarrass us as soon as they can hoping they'll stop us from doing the same to them.
Loved this - really original!
hilarious!
just stopping bv from SITS to say hi; hope you'll do thr same.
LoVe this story! :o)
Funny how you remind me of so much from my childrens' younger days: My daughter used to march round Somerfield until she loudly informed the entire shop that she had found Daddy's milk (the Stella)!
Brilliant!
Hahaha, that was so funny! Yes, my own did so strange things, too, and wait till they are teenagers...Thanks for stopping by at my blog. Shall I put on recipes for leek salad next time?
Thanks for the laugh, I love to start the day like that. At least your boy is two and not twenty, then you'd have something to worry about...☺
thanks for visiting our blog (a corgi in Southern California)
love your blog! so very cute humor you have; enjoyed this entry about what you said to your 2 y/o; especially enjoyed your story about flying; I'm with you on that one; not fond of flying and I think I would be reporting every little noise I heard too; but hey wine is always good no matter when or where :)
enjoy the day :)
betty
Thanks for stopping by.
So one time when I was in Philly and in the cinema, and just chatting to my two American friends with the adverts on, I probably shouldn't have asked why they no longer had any adverts for fags!!!! I can now speak American.... I learnt quick before I got thrown out of the country!
My mistake! I belong to a blogging group Called The "S"ecret's "I"n "T"he "S"auce; nickname..SITS. We visit each other's blogs, and comment. I must have been thinking that I was blog hopping from SITS when I commented on your blog. check the group out if you like. Every day a blog is featured, and you are invited to visit it and leave a comment. Also, there is a roll call where we just sign in and say "hi" and everyone visits the blog of the person who signed in ahead of them. It's a great way to meet other bloggers and see all different kinds of blogs, and it can increase the traffic to your blog. There are over 3000 bloggers in the group, and most days, around 450 show up for roll call. If you like checking out different blogs, and getting new visitors for yours, it's a great networking site.
http://www.thesitsgirls.com/
check it out!
My husband would have loved the spiderman card, it would just need a little editing with some crayon or something.
I Love the "kissy, kissy, kissy" to the mailman!!
Bless him. Does the postman find it funny? Definite progress to be including the neighbour. x
Your blog is too funny! I'm now following and can't wait to read more.
Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!
Happy Saturday Sharefest.
Stopping by from SITS
Too funny!
lol
Stopping by from SITS to wish you a great weekend!!
Happy SITS Saturday Share fest!
This story is too funny!
Have a great day!
Funny post!
I left you an award at mine x
Glad I found you on SITS! You're funny. Too bad about that confusion with the postman. God thing it's not true. It's not, is it?
That was so cute and silly! Fun way to start my Sunday. :)
Stopping by from SITS :)
I'm so glad I wasn't eating when I read this, I would've choked from laughing so hard!
Oh I can't stop laughing! My sides ache!
Stopping by from SITS. Happy Sunday!
So funny, I was there, laughing too. What a great post, and David thought so too, congratulations.
I forsee this in my very near future.
...stopping by from SITS...
Steph @ Stick It in the Fridge
pleasestickitinthefridge.blogspot.com
Brilliant. In my opinion, one sided conversations are always better anyway.
Congratulations on your POTD mention at authorblog.
ha. that was amazing. my boys say some of the craziest things. i imagine if i only posted my side, they might just lock me up. thanks for the laughs and congrats ont eh POTD mention.
Just stopped by from David McMahan's. Congratulations on your POTD. This made me laugh out loud! I'll be back again soon.
LOL! Hi, I'm Debbie. I came over from authorblog. Congrats on the Post of the Day mention!!
OH MY GOODNESS. that was hilarious!!!!
When you think of the things you say to the people you say them - I should try this exercise on my blog and see what comes up. You've given me an idea. Thanks. And congrats on potd.
Well, I call it progress...
Can I have that line??? Please?
No?
Ok. Your right. MUCH funnier over here!
God bless-
Amanda
I love the life with a 2 year old. Never a dull moment. I think the yuckiest thing I have ever said is "Because I don't want to taste your poopie, we aren't supposed to eat it!" sigh
anyway, following from SITS! I am sure I will see you again soon!
You should tell the postman he should be happy he didn't bite him. If he still doesn't have a sense of humor. Tell him you'll stop at his house, knock on the door, and when the door opens you'll let your son call him daddy and chase him. His wife will love that.
You've made us laugh so we've awarded you our Blog Love!
Funny. My postman has asked me to stop chasing him too...
So fun to see these out of context. I ought to try this sometime! ;-)
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