- Uuggghhhhhh
- Huh?
- Oh
- Hi darling
- Did you have a good night?
- A very good night from the looks of it
- Ummmm
- Darling
- It's 2am
- I'm asleep
- Night
- Errr
- Sweetheart
- Can you move the kebab off my pillow?
- That one
- That kebab
- The one spilling ketchup everywhere
- Oh
- Right
- That's really kind of you
- Thankyou
- Yes I love my kebab
- It's really kind of you
- I do appreciate it
- It's just that it's 2am
- Can't I eat it in the morning?
- I do love you
- Yes I really do feel how much you love me
- I do want the kebab
- I love you and I love the kebab
- I do hear how much you love me
- Yes I really really love you too
- I do mean it
- I do appreciate the kebab
- Ok just one bite
- because I love you
- See?
- I love you
- Because I'm sitting up at 2am eating a cold kebab
- Did you have a great night?
- How were Pokey, Stu and Bucket Head?
- Oh good
- Any sign of a girlfriend?
- Or a shower?
- Oh
- Never mind
- Did you hear that noise?
- That noise
- That scraping sound
- It's what?
- What?
- Here?
- Pokey, Stu and Bucket Head
- Well where have you put them
- Outside our door?
- On the floor
- So they can hear everything
Things I Have Said To Pokey, Stu And Bucket Head Tonight
- Errr
- Hi Guys
- Good night?
- Excellent
- Excellent
- Oh thanks
- Yes lovely
- I'm really glad you thought to bring me a kebab
- Yummy
- I am eating it
- Yes I love my kebab
- And I love you all
- Yes I can feel how much you all love me
- Yes I love you too
- Even you Bucket Head, yes
- Um
- Well
- It's just
- Could I ask that you all put some clothes on?
- Left them where?
- Well yes,
- It was very thoughtful
- No I wouldn't have liked muddy clothes walking through the house
- Leaving them outside was a good idea, yes
- It's just
- Well
- Maybe you could have remembered to take your shoes off too
- And left your pants on
9 comments:
how thoughtful of them all...
what is it with men and the "I wuv you" phase of drunkeness?! BTW I really didn't need the image of no panted buckethead just before I have to go cook, please pass the bag!
Now, what woman wouldn't love a cold kebab and muddy, naked drunken men outside her bedroom door at 2 a.m.? How thoughtful of your husband!
Ah, this made me laugh so much I made myself cough!
Oh they are sooooo adorable! (that is, on your side of the Blogworld!
I think there are three other people in your marriage. And a cold kebab!
They're back! I've missed Pokey, Stu and Buckethead. And I'm sure you have too....
Glad to hear that Pokey, Stu and Buckethead live on...without girlfriends!
Oh dear: In my home that might well have ended in gunplay.
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