Friday, 8 October 2010

Things I Have Said To My Husband Today

  • Uuggghhhhhh
  • Huh?
  • Oh
  • Hi darling
  • Did you have a good night?
  • A very good night from the looks of it
  • Ummmm
  • Darling
  • It's 2am
  • I'm asleep
  • Night
  • Errr
  • Sweetheart
  • Can you move the kebab off my pillow?
  • That one
  • That kebab
  • The one spilling ketchup everywhere
  • Oh
  • Right
  • That's really kind of you
  • Thankyou
  • Yes I love my kebab
  • It's really kind of you
  • I do appreciate it
  • It's just that it's 2am
  • Can't I eat it in the morning?
  • I do love you
  • Yes I really do feel how much you love me
  • I do want the kebab
  • I love you and I love the kebab
  • I do hear how much you love me
  • Yes I really really love you too
  • I do mean it
  • I do appreciate the kebab
  • Ok just one bite
  • because I love you
  • See?
  • I love you
  • Because I'm sitting up at 2am eating a cold kebab
  • Did you have a great night?
  • How were Pokey, Stu and Bucket Head?
  • Oh good
  • Any sign of a girlfriend?
  • Or a shower?
  • Oh
  • Never mind
  • Did you hear that noise?
  • That noise
  • That scraping sound
  • It's what?
  • What?
  • Here?
  • Pokey, Stu and Bucket Head
  • Well where have you put them
  • Outside our door?
  • On the floor
  • So they can hear everything

Things I Have Said To Pokey, Stu And Bucket Head Tonight

  • Errr
  • Hi Guys
  • Good night?
  • Excellent
  • Excellent
  • Oh thanks
  • Yes lovely
  • I'm really glad you thought to bring me a kebab
  • Yummy
  • I am eating it
  • Yes I love my kebab
  • And I love you all
  • Yes I can feel how much you all love me
  • Yes I love you too
  • Even you Bucket Head, yes
  • Um
  • Well
  • It's just
  • Could I ask that you all put some clothes on?
  • Left them where?
  • Well yes,
  • It was very thoughtful
  • No I wouldn't have liked muddy clothes walking through the house
  • Leaving them outside was a good idea, yes
  • It's just
  • Well
  • Maybe you could have remembered to take your shoes off too
  • And left your pants on

9 comments:

Nota Bene said...

how thoughtful of them all...

Kelloggsville said...

what is it with men and the "I wuv you" phase of drunkeness?! BTW I really didn't need the image of no panted buckethead just before I have to go cook, please pass the bag!

Footballers Knees said...

Now, what woman wouldn't love a cold kebab and muddy, naked drunken men outside her bedroom door at 2 a.m.? How thoughtful of your husband!

Scar said...

Ah, this made me laugh so much I made myself cough!

Clare Wassermann said...

Oh they are sooooo adorable! (that is, on your side of the Blogworld!

Alcoholic Daze (ADDY) said...

I think there are three other people in your marriage. And a cold kebab!

Mud in the City said...

They're back! I've missed Pokey, Stu and Buckethead. And I'm sure you have too....

nappy valley girl said...

Glad to hear that Pokey, Stu and Buckethead live on...without girlfriends!

AnyEdge said...

Oh dear: In my home that might well have ended in gunplay.