Thirty Two Ways To Get Your Boot Camp Instructor To Give You Ten Press Ups

1. Pretend not to hear when he yells through his loud speaker
2. Call a taxi mid session
3. Offer everyone free Starbucks if they stage a sit in with you
4. Complain
5. About Anything
6. Even lack of refreshments
7. Especially about lack of refreshments
8. Refuse to 'wake your butt' by slapping it vigorously and with passion
9. Enquire about the need for passion when slapping butt
10. Refuse to slap your butt in front of three teenage boys
11. Joke about slapping other people's butts
12. Slapping other people's butts
13. Making up what you ate last night
14. Arguing that chocolate is raw and therefore counts
15. Agreeing to work hard and smirking
16. Smirking
17. Laughing when doing the plank
18. Talking when doing the plank
19. Telling jokes when doing the plank
20. Not concentrating when doing the plank
21. Not taking the plank seriously
22. Doing the plank badly
23. Failing in plank performing
24. Bringing gin to a session
25. Swapping instructors Evian for gin
26. Laughing at gin spitting
27. Producing tonic water
28. And an ice bucket
29. Taking a picture of instructor swigging gin
30. Refusing to hand over your camera
31. Posting gin swigging on facebook
32. Writing expose stylee blog posts