Tuesday, 13 November 2007

Things I have said to my three year old today.

  • Don't touch that please, actually do touch it and put it in the bin.
  • The bin is the big grey thing in the corner.
  • There's no bag in the bin, please just put it back on the floor where you found it.
  • Mind out please, that's Jack's sick and you might slip on it.
  • What would you like in your hair today?
  • Well you're getting pig tails.
  • These hairbands match, pink doesn't match red
  • Barbie does not wear red and pink together, I think you made that up
  • OK Barbie does wear red and pink together
  • Barbie would be ever so pleased if you wore the red hair bands
  • The rain comes from the clouds
  • The clouds are leaking because they're full
  • Full of rain
  • It's like a big bag of rain
  • Water floats up through the air until it reaches a cooler atmosphere, there the gaseous water (vapour) condenses and cools to form droplets which cling together to form a cloud
  • God makes the clouds cry and that makes rain
  • Please don't put daddy's gel in your brother's hair
  • Abby's mummy probably knew the secret word that opens the sweet shop
  • No, I don't know the secret word
  • Yes, perhaps we can ask Abby's mummy for the secret word
  • No, I can't message her on facebook
  • When we get to pre-school please don't mention that Jack weed on mummy's trousers and mummy didn't change them
  • Oh ha ha ha Isla, you're such a joker, of course Jack didn't wee on my trousers
  • Tell the teacher it was a joke
  • Could you just say you need the toilet rather than explaining exactly why?
  • Because no one wants to hear that
  • Fingers aren't for eating with, a knife and fork is for eating with
  • Ok except carrot sticks
  • And hamburgers
  • And humous and pitta bread
  • And sandwiches
  • Ok only eat with your fingers when I say so
  • Ok eat your bolognese with your fingers, that's exactly what I was going to suggest anyway

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